So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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