Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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