I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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