question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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