Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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