At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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