i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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