Have you finally orgasmed yet?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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