it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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