go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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