So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I am full of burrito and curiosity
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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