It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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