Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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