if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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