How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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