Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
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We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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