I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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