Having a random hookup so left but love u
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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