why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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