Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Randomize
