What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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