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  • fuck, those trees are fake? :|...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:25pm
  • CONOR OBERST IS NOT A TOTAL DB.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:35pm
  • Born in Omaha. I used to see janitors clean the fake plants when I worked in the mall. Horray for Von Maur shootings. =[

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:05pm
  • I live in lincoln. and yes, nebraska pretty much sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:31pm
  • hahaha my favorite is that not only can people name the mall with fake palm trees....they can name more than three.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:06pm
  • college world series..zoo..saddle creek records...huskers...blue jays...a lot of fun places.. omaha is a great place to grow up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:04pm
  • I'm guessing you're talking about Oakview mall? Lawlz, fail at a mall if anything. Lincoln represent. :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:23pm
  • Omaha isn't even really Nebraska, after all, you guys gave an electoral vote to Obama and no true Nebraskan votes Democrat... Go get annexed by Iowa and get out of this amazing state.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:03pm
  • hahaha i used to have to do that at abercrombie in ny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:29pm
  • 12:06...because they all have hollisters and hollisters have the fake trees...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:38pm
  • 2:05, von maur shooting reference. necessary? hell no.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:09pm
  • 1:06 and 1:28... Eastern and western Nebraska are totally different. Western Nebraska is definitely more small town hick. When I was in high school the kids used to drive tractors to school for the hell of it some days and we all held our graduation receptions in our parents barns.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:36pm
  • oh and I graduated 2006

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:37pm
  • i bet they were dusting the trees in the food court..just sayin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:01pm
  • Warren Buffet, 311, Connor Oberst(even though a total DB) are from Omaha. Yeah, anything west of us is LAME-O!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:50pm
  • i live in a town of 400 in nebraska. we really do swim in creeks and play hide and seek in corn fields.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:32pm
  • Aww - I live in Lincoln - I actually kinda miss the palm trees here. >.<" Damn Westroads having to shove in and destroy our beach-pipe-dream. Lincoln doesn't have, well, like ANYTHING to do. All the bands go to Omaha, good excuse for a road trip. BUT - Lincoln is safe. I have a four-year-old and I'm not worried about when he goes to high school. :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:52am
  • Move away if Nebraska sucks so much, honestly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:07pm
  • I live in Omaha and it makes me very sad that you just used the phrase "LAME-O!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:58pm
  • Lol, well that's your first mistake, Fairbury steaks are soooo much better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:08am
  • headed up to that area code friday... D:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:32pm
  • i have to do that at my job too thank you Hollister

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:03pm
  • i have lived in lincoln, bellevue and omaha and had SO much fun in all of them (omaha was the best)- have lived in missouri, florida, arkansas, texas and virginia and .. even tho nebraska wasn't the best out of those places- it wasnt the worse by far. i love nebraska.... and i LOVE WEARING RED EVERY SINGLE GAME DAY!!!! GO HUSKERS!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:50pm
  • I've been all over. And I love Omaha. It's big sitting living with a small town feeling. As for the rest of Nebraska, anyone who likes nature can find the beauty in the rolling hills, open blue sky, forests, puffy thunderhead clouds, and endless fields of greenery blowing in the wind. Oh and I've never played hide and seek in a corn field, but I have played flash light tag in the middle of no where. And swam in creeks. And got drunk sitting in the Missouri river. Sandbar parties are always a blast.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:54am
  • thats actually a job...i work at abercrombie and we have a plant lady who cleans the trees...its legit...and i have worked at it in numerous states...so not that special

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:44pm
  • oh man, I feel so goddamn special. Nebraska represent all the way(:

    Submitted by bigbrown on May 28, 10 at 1:08am
  • 9:46 "while everyone is busy bashing omaha. we are partying hard as fuck and not giving a shit. " Please end your life now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:50pm
  • Just for the record. I live in a small town with about 300... I have never played hide and go seek in a cornfield.. whoever has seriously has to much time on their hands. Oh.. us people who live west of Omaha and Lincoln... aren't hicks. Just saying.. and we don't drive our tractors to school.. or our cows..

    Submitted by anonymous_1 on Oct 28, 10 at 9:03pm
  • 1:06? seriously... I'm from Nebraska and I live in Omaha and what you said really isn't Nebraska at all.... hide and seek in corn fields? swimming in creeks? we do have towns.. and electricity.. and no, we don't ride cows to school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:28pm
  • too bad 402 is bomb, and while everyone is busy bashing omaha. we are partying hard as fuck and not giving a shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:46am
  • Moved to Nebraska last year and it fucking blows. I hate it here. Never thought I would say this but I miss Mississippi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:14pm
  • I agree with 1:28. Besides, you probably went to Crossroads. Thats fucking ghetto.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:41pm
  • and fairbury HOTDOGS are the way to go!! a hotdog isnt worth eating if it is not red :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:01am
  • l-town here, too! i luv nebraska and i've lived in florida and illinois.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:26pm
  • my guess is you are in grand island?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:19pm
  • This one is desperately trying to ride the coattails of the Michigan Stripper one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:42am
  • i agree, western and eastern nebraska are totally different!! Omaha really isn't that bad!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:21pm
  • I'm from nebraska too. D=

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:57pm
  • 1:14 Probably had sex with a few of his cousins.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:32am
  • Unless of course he's going to NorthStar... they steal guns from Scheels...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:34am
  • West Nebraska FTW. Omaha and Lincoln are decent cities--nothing spectacular save for restaurants and music. But west Nebraska is great if you want to do things outdoors. No mountains, but badlands, lakes, forests, rivers and waterfalls to your heart's content. As for creek swimming and playing in cornfields, I don't know anyone that's done that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:22pm
  • omaha and lincoln are the only good parts of nebraska...also go huskers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:39pm
  • nebraska isnt horrible. it's just not great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:06pm
  • Really the only thing to do in Omaha is party. The zoo is only great the first 1,000 times you go. And Omaha is the only place I know where an actual cop said that if its too cold out in the winter and they see you smoking/dealing/speeding/anything illegal, they would rather stay warm in their cars then get out and confront you. God bless Omaha's winter season. And 'Go Huskers', right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 8:41pm
  • i was born in nebraska, dude its pretty chill. ive lived in cali for a good 14 years and i hate it. hicktowns are the way to go

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:18pm
  • Kearney Girl here :) Every town has its fun stuff and boring stuff For crying out loud !! I lived in Panama City, Florida Spring break capitol of the united states and I still hated it I am a small town girl and yes i have played hide and seek in the cornfields there is one right behind my house! Fun is what you make of your surroundings.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:22pm
  • i always felt like nebraska would suck as much as everyone says it does

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:00pm
  • ..Cornfields are nice places to party in and not get caught.. :)

    Submitted by lacyllove28 on Dec 21, 10 at 1:37am
  • just so everyone knows those trees in the mall are not fake! they are actual palm trees. lol i asked one morning as i saw a guy water them.. "uh why the fuck are you watering fake trees" and much to my surprise they are real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:16am
  • lmao i remember that. Southeast is the way to go by the way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:43am
  • lincoln is only cool on the weekends, during 1st and 2nd semester of college.....xmas break..summer break...SUCK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:00pm
  • Who gives a shit? We Omahans can only diss on Kansas and we know it. Our city's fun, but fuck, not that fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:25pm
  • LOL. We buy steaks from Omaha and that's about all the contact I need with that state.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:05am
  • oh nebraska does suck as much as everyone says it does. hide and seek in corn fields...swimming in creeks...knee high by the fourth of july...and you have to wear red every game day. or its your death. yeah. nebraska rocks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:06pm
  • They were dusting me!!!!

    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Mar 11, 11 at 12:41am
  • Just for the record. I live in a town in Nebraska with about 300. We are not hicks. We don't ride cows to school. We don't drive tractors to school. We are farmers. We only have 1 stoplight in town. But we have fun. Omaha and Lincoln people don't know anything about us people west of them.. just sayin

    Submitted by anonymous_1 on Oct 28, 10 at 9:00pm