The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
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so you break up because the sex is bad and then get back together and fuck thinking it might be better? thats fucking retarded.
meh, your dick is like a key and the vag is like a lock, you stick it enough holes your bound to find one that opens to heaven.
Oh... Well, that's never good.
2:16 get the fuck over yourself and have some fun. prude
This is fucking retarted... But funny.
7:51, excuse me, but not being celibate does not make us sluts. you may have decided not to have sex, but you can't push your standards and judgments on everyone else because you think you're so great for never having sex. thank you.
@2:42 KO'ed in the first round?
lmao @ 2:42, both
Thats cause your girls a hoe
2:26--No, that's retarded fucking.
an educational porno needs to be made about "how to behave in the bedroom" like, seriously.
Sex with me is like a heavyweight fight. It's schedule for 12 rounds, but we're not going to make it to a decision.
2:51 dont be jealous your girls a dead fish in the sack
2:44 She definitely is!
2:34, u never go full retard
Bust a nut and your true feelings will show right afterwards.
Yeahhhh. Reppin' Iowa.
ha i know exactly how this feels, my ex (who i dated for a year) sucked soooo bad it was embarrassing. i learned reallly quick
4:12 break up sex is better.
hahaha...this reminds me of when my break-up sex helped confirm my decision. and then i had an amazing one night stand, which further confirmed my decision.
wow.... can totally relate... he said things were going to be different, then did the same old shit after all that trouble. fucked me like a jack rabbit until HE came, then passed out on the bed butt naked without anything said but "oh, baby"... totally realized that i was right to break up with him the first time
i don't know what you guys are talking about, my gf is a rockstar in bed.
there are more men out there like this then i thought. dudes are lame in bed.
Handle it like an adult: splooge in the cream cheese and never call again.
2:26 - you never know, some people get better with practice
1:40, No bonus.
Necrophilia, the sudden urge to crack open a cold one......THATS BONUS!
3:44, you are trashy. Why didn't you just break up with your boyfriend, then have sex? Fucking bitch.
Have so been there.....
4:12 nice tropic thunder refernce but we all know milk was abad choice
you're all sluts
It doesn't matter if it's a guy or a girl. A lot of people out of both genders are like trying to have sex with a warm corpse. At least the corpse will stay stiff, though... Bonus?
make up sex is always the best tho....this person must have been reaaaaal bad
i know how this poster feels. it took me cheating on my boyfriend to realize that sex is important. i thought i could be okay with mediocre loving b/c i realize it will decline with age & time (hopefully not, but i'm trying to be real here)..but once opened up to a new sexual experience i realized how important sex is in a relationship & how great it CAN be.
My bf is amazing in bed, problem with most girls is they dont ask for what they want. Guys arent mindreaders ask for it, and it will be better for everyone involved!
3:44, you are a skank.
3:44 thats really stupid, i was with someone and realized that sex was important and broke up with him, without having to cheat on him. (and having great sex is never the only relationship problem)
2:52 TKO'ed in the first round....lol.
2:55, wanna get involved with me?