Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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