I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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