She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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