I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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