Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she woke up with a sticky ear
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
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