I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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