So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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