12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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