I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
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Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm sobbing to NWA
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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