she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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