So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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