I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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