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a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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