I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Randomize
