Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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