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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Two words: nipple clamps
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