why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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