It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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