Non-Jews are for practice
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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