I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Life is so much better after having sex.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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