It's just like the Real World with babies
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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