so that wasnt chicken after all
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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