R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
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stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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