no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
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