You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Go christen that room with your naked body.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
