Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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