I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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