They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
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