Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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