Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
a search helicopter?!
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize
