You're so nebulous sometimes
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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