Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
