This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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