I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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