He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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